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After earning a living playing competitive
chess for 12 years, my career ended when I suffered a third concussion
and developed rook-pawn dyslexia; I also could no longer
recognize my wife. Team doctors were flummmoxed until
they finally determined that I had never been married. My mother was
terribly upset. So, head injuries being what they are, my career
options were limited: I dabbled in politics and drunk-karate
instruction--often simultaneously--before settling into a life of the
pen, a quill pen, to be precise, and have since sullied many
publications, where I've stalked and written about rodeo cowboys,
Vegas strippers and homeless Republicans, pop stars U2, James Blunt and
Janet Jackson, tennis pros and Ultimate Fighting champs, NASCAR
notables named Carl and DJs who call themselves Fatboy, Jam Master
Jay and Danger Mouse. |